The Crosby Show

Artist: Bing Crosby
Song: “White Christmas”
Rating: B-

Sorry Bing. Just because you’re a black and white legend doesn’t make you invulnerable to criticism. Sure, your song might have become another Christmas staple, but is anyone rushing out to buy the Blu-Ray edition of the actual White Christmas movie, as featured in this video here? Surely not!
Be thankful that “Santa” here is giving you anything higher than a D. That fox, Rosemary Clooney, is earning your soggy ass bonus points tonight.